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This is a story all about how
My online printing habits got flipped-turned upside down
And i liked to take a minute
And sit right there
And tell you how I became the prince of online printing sales

In west Printing land born and raised 
On the Lexmark was where i spent most of my days
Chillin out maxin  printin all cool
And all shootin some print-ball outside of the school
When a couple of printers
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my photography store
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said your movin with your Printer and Scanner in bel Air i pegged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way she gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket so i put my walkman on and said i might as well kick it

first class yo this is bad drinkin orange juice out of a champaine glass is this what the people of bel air live like hmm this might be allright but wait i hear persy boy liein is this the type of place they should send this cool cat i don't think so we'll see when i get there i hope they're prepared for the prince of bel air

well ah when the printer landed and i came out there was a dude that looked like a cop standin there with my name out i aint tryin to get arrested yet i just got here i sprang with the quickness of lightning and dissapeared I whistled for a cab
And when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything i can say this cab is rare
But i thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel Air

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 
And i yelled to the cabyo homes smell ya later
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Printing